Someone like you, always thinking you're right.A bad girl, hard to deal with.
No wonder why no one likes you!
Because . . .
You are really hateful!
Was what I just said a bit too much?
She looked very sad.
Will she be mad at me?
No!
Who asked her to kiss me out of nowhere?
That was my first kiss!
Kissing feels like . . .
Cotton candy?
An electrical shock?
The world spinning around you?
Fireworks?
Why do I keep thinking of these settings?
Besides, it's not at all like Ba Shuang said.
This can't be my first kiss!
Doesn't count!
Bao Zhu Jie,
There are some things I need to clear up with you.
Bao Zhu Jie!
Didn't you hear me talking to you?
Teacher Ma isn't wearing any clothesand he's doing Tai Chi.
Student,
is there a problem?
No . . .
Students,
in two weeks
you have to hand in your reports.
Your score on this report will count for
one half of your final grade.
I hope that all of you will take it seriously.
Don't mess up on this report, and
fail this class as a result.
Does anyone have any questions?
Student, Lin Da Lang,you have a problem?
The person in my group
doesn't talk to me.
Is it Chen Bao Zhu?
Yes.
Student, Chen Bao Zhu,
why don't you talk to Lin Da Lang?
Teacher, we're doing a report.Why should we speak?
But how do we do the report if we don't talk?
Speaking nonsense when your doing the report?
Who would still want to work?
Any other questions?
No.
Ok. Since there are no questions,
Let's continue class.
Don't you think you've gone overboard?
How?
Obviously it's you who did something unforgivable to me.
How come now it feels likeI've done something to you?
What did I do?
Ever since I've been your classmate,if eating, we eat together.
If riding on a bus, we ride together.
If you want to throw me away, you do.
The most excessive thing was
that you kissed me in front of schoolmates!
If I, without your approval, stole your first kiss,wouldn't you be angry?
You said it yourself yesterday, anyways.
I'm just one of those selfish girls whotakes advantage of guys, aren't I?
You can dislike me like everyone else.
It doesn't matter.
Besides, I don't want to talk to you either!
Then, what will we do with the report?
We'll just do the report without talking!
Ok! You said it!
Then, how will I know when we start the report?
I'll call you.
You'll call me?
Won't we have to speak then?
As long as we talk about the report,it counts as research.It doesn't count as conversation.
So complicated...
Anyways, starting from today,we'll just do the report!
We won't talk,
we won't eat together,we won't take the bus together,we won't dance togetherwe won't kiss,we won't . . .
no lon-
We shouldn't even have kissed each other.
What I am doing?
Da Lang...
So your first kiss was with Chen Bao Zhu
You guys... How do you know?
You just said so yourself
I think soon the whole school will know about it
You actually gave your first kiss to Chen Bao Zhu.
You're over.
You will be doomed your whole life.
What do you mean doomed?
Each time you kiss someone
you will think of Chen Bao Zhu's face
You will be scared of kissing from now on.
I can guarantee
that first kiss with Chen Bao Zhu
may not only be your first
but could also be your...
last kiss.
That's horrible. what should I do then?
No problem
There's a dance club meeting today.
We can remember
the three pretty girls' sweet scent.
Go and get rid of your "Hai Qi"
Get rid of "Hai Qi"
You make those three pretty girls
sound like pig feet noodles.
But the function is still the same.
Let's go...Let's go
Carry him there.
One and two
Three and four
five. down.
six. turn around.
seven. eight. stand still.
Okay. This will be it for now.
Next, we will ask Mo Li to please come up and dance.
The sound is very odd
Then, how about this.
Is there anyone here who knows how to play the piano?
If there is nobody who can play piano
and there is no music,
then we will have to wait till next time to see Mo Li's beautiful dance.
I can!
That's great!
Then please help Mo Li.
Fine.
Lin Da Lang, that poor person
How would he know how to play the piano?
He's probably just trying to show off.
Overestimating his own abilities
Schoolmate Lin Da Lang
Your handphone is ringingAren't you answering?
Sorry...
Hello?
It rang so long until you pick up
Where are you?
Dance... in the dance classroom
Come over right now to work on the research report.
Now?
Correct. Right now, immediately.
See you in 30 minutes at the Hangzhou library
Why so sudden?
And you order people to go immediately,
you dont even care if others are busy.
Who cares about you?
What do you have to do that is more important than doing research for the report?
Watching Mo Li dancing?
You... How do you know?
I don't care.
Come out immediately
If you're late,
you're dead.
How can you be like that. Annoying.
The dance class is over?
Aren't you dating Chen Bao Zhu?
Why did you come to our dance club for?
Right, JiaJia already said it,
if you still want to be friends with Chen Bao Zhu
then you can't join our dance club.
Especially since you two aren't only friends
but are in a relationship.
We should've kicked you out at first.
I didn't think that you would want to date a thief.Unbelievable.
You two already kissed in front of us, what else is there to explain?
Thats enough. My dad told me to take care of Da Lang,don't bully him anymore.
When did we bully him? We're being nice and warning him, but he just won't listen.
Yea, I never knew there could be such a stupid person. You piss me off.
Thats enough.
Da Lang, I don't know if you're really dating Chen Bao Zhu.
But I know that you aren't clear on what kind of person Chen Bao Zhu is thats why you don't believe us.
But do you believe that I'm doing this for your own good and that I'm not trying to harm you?
Yes.
Then promise me one thing. Don't be with Chen Bao Zhu anymore. Okay?
But...
Promise me, Da Lang.
Okay.
Hello?
Where are you now?
What do you mean where?
You can pretend to be dumb. No problem. But you only have 25 mins left. So if you're not afraid of dying, then come here slowly!
Forgot what?Forgot Bao...
Forgot that at Bao Zhi Lin, there is a friend waiting for me.I'm leaving.
Da Lang
Theres still 1 minute
if you mushroom head don't come now, you're dead.
5
4
3
2
1
Good thing I'm not late.
This...
If this is not related to the report
don't tell me about it.
What I want to say is about our report.
Then, you don't have to say so much crap
If you have something to say, say it fast
Seeing how you are acting
I don't want to say it anymore
Then, it's for the best
We'll quickly gather our data and
then go back and split up the report.
Dont say anything unnecessary
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Where are you going?
I am going to pee pee.
This is not related to the report
I shouldn't need to tell you, right?
Oh no, why did Mo Li come to the library now?
Just now I agree with themnot be together again with Bao Zhu
If they see
that I am here with Bao Zhu
Mo Li will be very angry.
Don't you have to pee pee?
What are you doing just standing there?
Hey! what are you doing?
I...I twisted my lower back.
If you don't stand up right now, your whole body will be twisted.
You dare put your weight on me? Do you want to die?
What are you doing?
I'm afraid of the cold.
Its such a hot day, why are you afraid it'll be cold?Why do you so much problems at a library?So annoying.
Didn't you say you had to go to the bathroom?
I can't pee right now.
You can't do "that" to me, this is a library.
Your Mo Li is coming over, aren't you afraid that she'll see us together?
Thank you.
Good thing Mo Li didn't see us together.
Otherwise we'll...
Eh, where are you going? Wait for me!
Hey Bao Zhu Jie!
Bao Zhu Jie...
Why are you leaving?
I want to leave, whats it to you?
Why are you like this? Aren't we working on the report?
The report is not done. Why are you leaving?
And you won't even tell me why you leave.You're so weird.
Are you weird or am I weird?
You're doing a report and you have to sneak aroundso that Mo Li can't see.
Why do you care where I go?If I go farther away from you, isn't that better?
But...
It doesn't matter. We said we're not speaking, only working on the report
We've found all the data, lets just go home and each write half and stick them together.
Hello Miss, can you spare some time?Get out of the way.
It'll just take a few minutes. We are...I said get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
I haven't seen you in a while, you're temper is still the same.
Senior
You're a bad person! Let go of her!Bao Zhu Jie don't be afraid. I'll save you.
Who is this idiot?
He is...Don't bother about who I am.
You bad person, let go of Bao Zhu Jie!Otherwise, be careful.
I've practiced boxing.
You definitely look scary, I am a bit scared.
Ok, as long as you're scared.
Bao Zhu Jie, hide behind me, I'll protect you.
Bao Zhu Jie, you should hit the bad person.Why hit me?
Please understand the situation first, ok?
Everytime you think you're best and try to save mein the end I have to save you.
And you don't even know who is good and who is bad.
He was holding you. Isn't he a bad person?Who is he then?
He's my high school senior.
High school senior?
Hello, I'm He Yan Feng. Who are you?
He is my classmate. He is called Ugly mushroom head.
Huh?
What Ugly Mushroom Head? I have a name too.
Hello, I'm Lin Da Lang.
Senior, ignore him. Just pretend he's a random little mushroom you found on the side of the road.
What little mushroom? You...
Don't speak to me.
You already spoke to me.That messy situation didn't count.
How can it be like that?
Senior, why did you come to Hangzhou?
I'm doing a market survey and also running a Miss Sweetheart selection contest.
(Let go)
The person you just hit is our survey employee.
Are you making me look bad?
Ok, its not often you come to Hangzhou,I'll take you out to eat, ok senior?
Right...
Senior, you often don't come to HangzhouLet "us" bring you out to eat.
Who is "us"?
How can you call him "Senior"? Who do you think you are?
Remove your hands!
You spoke to me again. ^.^
Who told you to be so thick-skinned?Its none of your business if I go out to eat with senior.
Its okay Bao Zhu.
He's your classmate, lets go together.I don't want to.
Why are you like this?
How about this
lets decide the old way.
Ok. Whoever wins will be boss.
You guys... what are you going to do?
I'm not going to eat with you guys!
I didn't even do anything, why are you hitting people?
AH, my lower back!
Good thing I joined the Judo club in high schooland you taught me Judo.
otherwise I'd definitely be bullied horribly.
Like right now, no one dares bully me at school.
I was originally worried about youbut it looks like it wasn't necessary.
Why are you worried?
In high school, you were always by yourself.
I was worried you'd be the same in college.
But it looks like its been going welland you even have such a cute friend.
Cute friend?
Its that...
Jing...
Ugly mushroom head. Him?
He's stupid and idiotic, please.
Thats why he's cute, right?
Why are you asking me? You're the one who thinks he's cute, not me.
It seems that he..
kinda likes you.
Crap. Don't speak nonsense.
No?
No.
Then he isn't only stupid and idiotic,he also has bad taste.
You don't know how high his standard is.he likes our school's flower.
He doesn't even know what he looks like.Still, that school flower isn't all that good.
Are you jealous right now?
Jealous? You say I'm jealous?
Who am I jealous of? That mushroom head?
Next lifetime!
I hope you're not jealous.
Otherwise I'll be jealous.
Senior, you scared me. Don't play this kind of joke.
Chinese Medicine Clinic.
Lighter
Hurts...It only works if it hurts. Stand it.
Right, didn't you go to the library? How did this happen?
Because...
If I let them know I was beaten up by two peoplethey would laugh at me for being useless.
What happened exactly?
That... when I went to the library, I fell off the stairs
How are you so careless?
Don't ask. I'm so pitiful already.
Then how about this
I'll tell you a joke to focus your attention.Then it won't hurt.
Ok... what joke? Hurry up and tell.
I'll ask... If a banana falls off the stairs, what will it become?
Brinjal because it is bruised!
Hurts...
How long will you be in Hangzhou for?
Do you want me to stay longer?
Of course. I have no friends here.It's best if you stay to accompany me.
That mushroom head with the name I can't rememberisn't he your friend?
Senior, why do you keep mentioning him?
Why don't you let me mention him?
Because this kind of person isn't important
Really?
Of course
Bao Zhu
If you are dating
you have to tell me
Why do I have to tell you if I'm dating?
What about you?
You're not dating anyone?
Because I'm waiting for a person to grow up.
What are you doing? You want to chase me?
What do you say?
Little kid
You old man, I want a duel.
What are you doing?
Little kid
Look, this is a competition for Miss Sweetheart
if you get first place you can do a commercial.
Right, also one of the challenges is a dancing competition
It was obviously created for us. Right.
So you guys will compete right?
Not only us, theres also you.
Right.
Mo Li, you're more sweet than us
So your chances of winning Miss Sweetheart is greatest.
You have to participate.
Can you not be like a caterpillar moving around?
Look, its all your fault.
Classmate, why do you scream when class has started?
I've always thought that Chen Bao Zhu's English is very good,
So she can read the passage.
What do you guys say?
Fellow classmate Chen Bao Zhu, are you willing to read the following passage out loud for everyone?
Right, I almost forgot.
Bao Zhu Jie also has such a sweet voice.
It's so different from her usual loud and angry voice.
If I close my eyes and don't look at her
and only listen to her voice, that would be great.
Don't even think about talking to me.
I wanted to talk about the report.
Didn't we talk about this already? We both write half,
And then combine it together.
Who does report like that?
Its takes away the meaning behind working together.
If we each right one half and then combine it, the result will be very messy.
Fine, Fine! Can you stop being like a girl,
Then can you tell me what we should do?
When school is finished,
We will meet at the library? Is that okay now?
Are we going to eat together?
I told you our interactions will solely be on the report.
I know. Because today you have senior to eat with you.
And weren't you thinking about your Mo Li?
And why are you imitating me, and calling him "Senior"?
Isn't he called "Senior"?
I can also tell jokes.
It's not funny.
"Senior" has a name,
He's called He Yan Feng.
I do too. Now don't go around telling everyone my name is Ugly Mushroom Head.
Are you afraid that the nickname will get to Mo Li's ears, and you will be embarrassed by it?
It's not that!
I couldn't care less.
Me either!
Didn't we agree not to talk!
Hi...
Da Lang, are you busy?
No, not at all... Why?
I'm participating in the Miss Sweetheart competition
there's a dancing section
I want to ask you to accompany me on the piano.
Mo Li, how can you give him such an important task?
I'll help you.He's much better than this Lin Da Lan (meaning: broken)
Can you play the piano?
What's so hard about the piano?
I'll immediately go learn.
Don't joke around.
Da Lang, are you willing?
But, I can't guarantee that I'll be of any help.
You can do it.
Last time you accompanied me on the pianoI thought we worked great together.
Also, your piano music is much better than the music on the speaker.
It gives me more feeling.
If you help accompany me,
I think that I'll be able to dance very well.
But, even if he wants to play, he can't.
Look at his hands.
He fell off the library stairs yesterday.
It turned out like this!
How can he play the piano?
Who says I can't play?
Look, see how lively my hand is.
Ba Shuang...
Are you hurt?
The financial district system
_______.
How dare you sleep! Try it again and see what happens!
Remove the pen cap.
Do you understand?
Senior
This time the product's campaign will enter the campus
the main target is young people
We'll soon pick Miss Sweetheart to be our spokesperson
Miss Sweetheart must pass three tests
They must have a sweet appearance and smile
and when reciting the ad's script
must spread our product's spirit.
Lastly, there is the dance competition.
The report is finally done.
Bao Zhu Jie, do you know?
Nonsense, if you don't say anything, how will I know?
You have two of my "firsts"
My first time riding the bus
my first time doing a report
Don't you feel happy?
What's there to be happy about?
I'm really unlucky.
Lets go.
Wait, I need to save a backup.
We've finished our report
so starting today, we'll have no relations.
Why are you so cold?
Do you have any objections?
Besides we don't have to do another report
We can't speak to each other anymore.
Then before we start
can I say a few words?
No.
Bao Zhu Jie
Thank you.
Why are you thanking me?
Because I just transferred schools from Taiwan
and I can't do anything.
Thank you for teaching me so much.
Also, you helped me finish this report.
Stop thinking so nicely
This was my homework too
Even if you weren't there, I could finish it by myself.
If you say it like that, then its like
I did no work on this report.
You spend all day helping Mo Li practice
what work did you do?
Weren't you dating with senior all day?
Even if I was on a date with senior, I didn't ignore the report.
I didn't not work on the report even if I spent all day practicing with Mo Li
Why am I saying so much to you?
Besides, we'll never have to work together on a report .
We are only classmates.
Classmates who don't speak to each other.
Classmates who don't speak or eat together.
Classmates who don't speak, eat or ride bus together.
Classmates who don't speak, eat, bus, or dance together.
Classmates who don't speak, eat, bus, or dance together...
Anyways, we're classmates who do nothing together!
Is there anyone who is not in a group?
Good, then you two can be a group.
You are my classmate, of course I'll worry about you.
You'll worry about me.
I know how scary it is to have no friendsI've never had a friend all my life.
Since I don't like being lonely, I can't treat others like that.
I want to be friends with Bao Zhuso that you'll never be lonely.
You dare be my friend?
No one will worry about me!
No one will worry about me.
You jerk, you dare worry about me.
Ugly mushroom head, will you care about me for a lifetime?
I will.
Poor people can't be your boyfriendthen being friends is okay right?
Don't say that I didn't warn you, we can only work on the report
Its the last page, hurry!
Once you finish this page, hurry and print itso we can turn it in on time tomorrow.
Why does Da Lang always forget the keys?
Ba Shuang...
There's something I need help on from you twoHe wants a report to turn in tomorrow.
Didn't you guys do it yourselves?
Nonsense, then why would we need you two for?
But, its already so late now, how can we finish by tomorrow?
That's your problem. I only care about tomorrow's report.
If you don't have one. I'll guarantee thatyour days at this school will be...
very exciting!
What will we do? The report is due tomorrow, and its so late now, where can we make another?
How do I know?
Otherwise, lets pretend this didn't happenand ignore them.
If we upset Gao Gang and his people, it won't be good.
Why is your courage so small? Be more brave!
But...
Sorry... sorry...
We'll definitely turn one in tomorrow... definitely
Turn in what?
What are you two doing?
We're turning in the report
We're looking for something...
It was clearly here at first.
Where'd you put it at first?
Da Lang
How's your report?
Finished, what about you guys?We're almost done.
Work hard. I'm tired today, I'll go shower.
Do you want to change Da Lang's report and turn it in to Gao Gang and them?
What if someone finds out?
If we change it, Professor Ma shouldn't recognize.
Will this work? Otherwise, do you want to be hit?
Its yours.
We've turned in the report, I feel a lot more relaxed.
Do you want to go somewhere and celebrate?
Us three?
It should be that we also go with your group member
Then you ask her if she wants to go.
She's behind you. Why don't you ask her yourself?
I don't want to talk to her.
Did you two fight?Who is fighting with him/her?
You guys are alike.
Bao Zhu JieWhat?
The report is done. Da Lang wants to know if you want to go with us to celebrate.
Please tell him that I have a date with my senior.So I have no time.
Please tell her that I'm helping Mo LiI have no time.
Please tell him that I'm not interested at all if he has time.
Then help me...
You two clearly know what the other is sayingwhy don't you say it yourself?
I also...
Miss Sweetheart selection competition.Is this why you came to Hangzhou?
Yes.
Why did you give this to me?
I want you to participate.
Why?
Because I think you're very suitable.
Please. Miss Sweetheart, "Sweet", how does that suit me?
Believe me.
I don't want to.
Ok, they lets use the usual way to decideIf I lose, I'll listen to you. If you lose, you'll listen to me.
Do you think you'll win? I won't lose to...
You lost.
How? You cheat
How did I? How about I give you another chance
I don't want it.
Why do you want me to participate in this weird contest?
Main point is I'm not like Miss Sweetheart
When I first met you, the person was a very sweet girl.
Your voice is nice to listen to, and you can also dance.Why don't you want to participate?
Bao Zhu, mom is going out to play Mahjong, there is money on the table, Mom.
I am going crazy.
I've already seen the student's reports.
But there are two reports that are very similar.Its practically the exact same.
You think if you change the title and mix the order aroundthat I won't be able to recognize it?
Chen Bao Zhu, Lin Da Lang
Gao Gang, Tian Gen
You guys explain why these two groups' reports are so similar
Professor
Ah Gen and I worked very hard on this report.It must be that this Chen Bao Zhu copied our report.
Right... It must be her.
Nonsense! Why would I copy your report for?